Family Guy Volume 9 DVD Review
Volume 9 is the start of the quality decline for “Family Guy.” Continue reading
Shark Night Blu-Ray and DVD Reviews
I never expected Shark Night rank up there with Jaws. In fact, I expected it to be pretty bad. And it is, but for all the wrong reasons.
Simple plot. Several bimbos and hunky douche bags (even the obligatory nerds in this one act like douche bags) travel by boat for a weekend on a lake, only to be picked off one-by-one by a variety of sharks. Yeah, I know you’re asking yourself how salt-water fish can accomplish this, but it’s explained (lamely) pretty early on, but I was willing to accept the explanation for the sake of the story. It turns out some sleazy locals brought these sharks into the lake so they can make some quick cash shooting videos of people turned into fish food.
Dumb? You bet, but on paper it sounds like a quick & dirty sleaze-fest that could be a fun way to kill 90 minutes. You would think, if nothing else, the thing would at least be loaded with enough gratuitous gore and T&A to make the thing worth sitting through.
And you’d be wrong.
Shark Night commits the ultimate cardinal sin of horror films…it’s boring. The best cinematic trash, especially if trying to appeal only to the yahoo crowd, is fun, and that‘s the bottom line. This should have been something on par with Snakes on a Plane…total crap alleviated by an audacity to throw everything (including the kitchen sink) on the screen, and since director David Ellis also made Snake on a Plane, I expected that very thing. Instead, we get watered-down PG-13 violence and special effects not much better than the made-for-cable movies SyFy vomits up every Saturday night. I watched this snooze-fest with my seven-year-old daughter and the only time she was scared was when she thought the dog was going to die.
Movies like this need earn their hard-R rating, with more blood, more boobs and Samuel L. Jackson screaming “I’ve had it with these motherf**kin’ sharks in this motherf**kin’ lake!” We’re not looking for anything more than cheap thrills, which Shark Night doesn’t provide. However, I must admit there is one intentionally humorous moment involving the local sheriff (Donal Logue) as he explains the reason for all the shark attacks. It’s a minor hoot.
The theatrical release was in 3-D, but based on what I saw here, even that overused gimmick wasn’t exploited too much, save for the film’s one truly great scene involving a great white shark and a Jet-Ski.
Shark Night is pretty-much a waste of time. You are better off dusting off your old copy of Jaws, or even Deep Blue Sea, or even the remake of Piranha, which is everything this film should be but isn’t. Leave it on the shelf.
Extras:
Shark Attack! Kill Machine! -a montage of the film’s death scenes.
Shark Night’s survival Guide – fun facts about shark with a semi-amusing voice-over.
Fake Sharks, Real Scares – a short feature on how they created these totally phony fish.
Ellis’ Island – actors gushing about how great their director is.
Digital copy of the film.
The DVD only includes the “Shark Attack! Kill Machine” and “Ellis’ Island” featurettes.
Shin Chan Season 3 Part 2 and Fruits Basket- The Complete Series DVD Reviews
“Shin Chan” season 3 part 2 is even better than season 3 part 1.
“Fruits Basket” is a unique anime series.
The Simpsons: The Fourteenth Season Blu-ray and DVD Reviews
Overall, the episodes in this 14th boxed set of the long-running animated series pale in comparison to the heyday of its first eight-or-so seasons. But, at the same time, there’s still a lot to love here, and I defy you to name ANY series that still manages to have this many consistent moments. That’s sort of a trick question, since most TV shows don’t even make it to 14 seasons (in fact, as of this writing, “The Simpsons” is now the longest running series of all time).
“The Simpsons” has reached the point where comparison to other shows is pointless and redundant; one can now only assess each season by comparing it to previous ones. That being said, there isn’t a single episode that compares favorably to those made several years earlier, yet at least half of them are funnier and more original than any current “Family Guy” episode.
Which raises the question…should the longtime “Simpsons” fan invest in this set? For completists, the answer is obviously yes. For fans who only wish to relive the greatest moments of the show overall, the answer is probably no; in my humble opinion, the show’s best years were seasons three through eight, and season 14 falls into that netherworld where the show itself seemed to have exhausted most of its original ideas. But to the newbie who has never experienced the show? Hey, there might be two or three of those left, and for them, there are a lot worse ways to spend your cash. Starting with the annual “Treehouse of Horror” episode, there are a lot of laughs to be found in the episodes here, many of which warrant repeated viewings.
“The Simpsons” may no longer be considered the cutting edge of TV comedy but it is still one of the more consistently entertaining programs. This 14th boxed set doesn’t not feature the show at its best, but it is still a decent collection of sharp and humorous satire.
DVD Extras:
A Haunting Invite From Matt Groening
Audio Commentaries on every episode with Executive Producers Al Jean and Mike Scully, joined by Writers, Actors and Directors
It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll
The 300th Episode Featurette
In The Beginning
The Halloween Classics
Foolish Earthlings
Deleted Scenes with Commentary
Multi-Angle Animation Showcase
Original Sketches
Special Language Feature
The Blu-ray set features two exclusive episodes (Treehouse Of Horrors V and VI).
The Sarah Jane Adventures Season 4 DVD Review
The fourth season of “The Sarah Jane Adventures” is highly uneven. Continue reading
James Coburn Double Feature DVD Review
Two decidedly minor 70’s-era films on James Coburn’s extensive resume are now available on a single disc from Shout Factory.
Personally, I always thought Coburn was a far more effective supporting actor than a leading man, having been part of the of the greatest action films of the 60s in that capacity (The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven). He’s also been allowed to shine in a few quirky leading roles (the spoofy & campy Flint series). Over the years, he developed sort-of a tough guy persona, though he was never in the same league as the Waynes, Eastwoods or McQueens. He’s been in a lot of great films, but he also appeared in a lot of crap. The two films in this collection, The Last Hard Men and Sky Riders, fall into the latter category.
The Last Hard Men plays like a Wild Bunch wannabe. In this, Charleton Heston plays a retired lawman forced back into service when his long-time nemesis (Coburn), escapes from prison and vows revenge by kidnapping his daughter. But what made The Wild Bunch great was the theme that progress was leaving the film’s outlaws behind. The Last Hard Men briefly touches on those ideas before focusing more going ‘squib happy’ in depicting gunshot wounds. Coburn is the best part of the film, engaging in some fun scenery-chewing, but the story itself is unpleasant and often really boring.
Sky Riders is more entertaining, though it’s the type of 70’s-era movie that most people probably saw as the second half of a double-bill. In this one, Coburn is recruited to perform a rescue from one of the old standard impenetrable fortress, since time leading a team of hang-gliders onto a mountain top. It’s kind of fun, but is definitely a product of its time and instantly forgettable, and hasn’t aged all that well.
This disc is recommended for Coburn completists only, and not those who seek his greatest films. To see the man at his best (or most amusing), you’d be better off with such better films as The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, Affliction, Charade, Hell is for Heroes or one of the Flint films.
It Takes A Thief- The Complete Series DVD Review
“It Takes A Thief” is an entertaining 60’s television series. Continue reading
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Volume XXII DVD Review
Shout! Factory has wisely released a new “Mystery Science Theater 3000” set just in time for the holiday season. Continue reading
Glee: The Concert DVD Review
“Glee: The Concert” will only appeal to fans of the FOX TV series. Continue reading
The Life And Times Of Tim Season 2 DVD Review
“The Life And Times Of Tim” is one of the funniest shows on television. Continue reading
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